If you thought Japan was only good for Pikachew and Bukkake think again!  Apparently only the 10% most intelligent people can solve this puzzle.  -Why do the adults beat the children??

River Test

Feedback forms are great fun, and always bring out my poetic side. I recently submitted this feedback to a web design company:

Umpa lumpa, dipaty-doo, i’ve got a little puzzle for you…

Why do monkeys throw their own poo?

If you are smart you will listen to me…

Don’t ever drink your own wee.

Hopefully you will get the gist…

If you forget your butt-plug, you can use your fist!

It’s getting late, so I’ll keep it short and sweet…

To avoid insects, you should use deet.

Fromage and lait are french aren’t they?…

I’m lactose intolerant. I won’t eat them. No way!

I like to think I’m a bit like the Karate Kid.  The original one, not the remake.

Jose Donzales gives sound computer advice:

http://bit.ly/avUhey

This is real science:

Love this:

Ah yeah! Thanks to @Websquirrel

http://u.nu/44vqd

http://u.nu/3jhhd

I’m not sure who Jose Donzales is, but he seems like a real nice guy.

Tara a bit wasters

First post.  Don’t expect too much. Yep, that’s pretty much it.